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Axelord58 · Rank: Senior Member Joined: 25 Oct 2008 Posts: 234

A businessman is at an airport preparing to board a flight to a important meeting. He arrives at the gate on time, presents his boarding pass and proceeds down the ramp towards the plane. As he enters first class and locates his seat, he sees a stunningly beautiful blonde, who is completely engrossed in reading a book sitting in the window seat. Taken competely aback at his luck, he manages to secure his belongings without disturbing her. After the plane takes off, he cannot keep his eyes off of her, her beauty is beyond compare and eventually she notices and says ''Can I help you?" Startled and realizing he's been caught, he decides to strike up a conversation and replies "Um yes, I was just wondering what it was you were reading there." and she says "Oh! Well it's quite an interesting book. It's a study of how a man's penis size is determined by their ethnicity. For example, did you know that Native Americans have the longest length and Polish men have the thickest girth?" The man replies "No kidding? I had no idea." and the blonde says "Absolutely, and there's other interesting bits of information as well. By the way, my name's Cindy, what's yours?"

"Tonto Kowalski, pleased to meet you" Cool

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Ronald · Forum Admin Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 3670

thats a good one. Smile

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Drofgod969 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

i wonder what happened next Curious

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JohnnyPsycho · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

Ah, an old favorite of mine... I actually had a couple friends who liked to use the name "Tonto Kowalski" as aliases simply because of this joke... Laughing

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Tadelesh · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

Perhaps they joined the mile high club?
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Cole Blacke · Rank: Senior Member Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Posts: 289

Genius.

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