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		| Aaron_Thom Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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		| Lidia_Apricot Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Agree. 
 We should also think of something funny related somewhere in the year 1895, since Goddess wants to perform her comedy act in the Delight Castle theater.
 
 Is that right, Ms. Goddess? ^^!
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:48 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | http://blog.hunterboone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dishes-do-them-now-demotivational-poster.jpg | 
 
 That one i really don't appreciate... >_>
 
 yes, i'm here for good ol' fashion jokes for the 1895
 i don't mind having some sexual content jokes but deffinitly, there was no president bush during that time.
 
 Man i had to look for this topic, i was like: where hell did this one go...
 
 ok, probably will call Lidia upfront to have fun with!
   
 Oh Aaron dear you made some fine joke Xd
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		| Maxwell The Tiger Rank: Super Veteran
 
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:00 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Sorry But I laughed when I found it because I'm just stupid like that. _________________
 
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:16 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | Sorry But I laughed when I found it because I'm just stupid like that. | 
 
 i don't think it's funny when a woman (child or man) is sitting in corner in fear for a beating :/
 
 sorry, that's my two cents.
 
 if any man would try that to me, oh hell no...
 he'd be crawling all the way to the edge of no reason >_>
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		| xivk Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:22 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| And im staying on me side of the computer then. lol _________________
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:29 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| l o l 
 yeah i got sharp teeth
 
 ok back to 'on topic'
 i'm serious now,
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		| Shadow_Twisted Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:59 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Just a question, why couldn't our sweet little hypno-cub just hypnotize the audience into laughing? |  | 
	
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Shadow_Twisted wrote: |  	  | Just a question, why couldn't our sweet little hypno-cub just hypnotize the audience into laughing? | 
 
 now that wouldn't be fair :p
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				|  Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:08 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Just hypnotize SOME of them, and the rest of us will laugh  It's all in good fun, of course. _________________
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		| xivk Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:38 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Hypnotize a comedian to do the work for you. >_> _________________
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		| The Adept Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| heres a joke you can use it just came to me right now 
 Kyle and Xebulon(i dont know your fursonas name) were talking at a bar about hows its a bitch to clean up spilt scotch from our furnitures fabrics so we go over to the general store and ask the clerk "what do you got that will protect our furnitures fabric fro being ruinefrom spilling scotch on it" the clerk looks at us with a straight face and sys "well sirs we got ScotchGaurd' kyle begins to laugh and xebulon goes "Damn thats exactly what we need" begins to laugh harder(this point this joke my get a bit distastfull but i have to do it)  kyle thin adds"you wouldent happen to have lovegaurd would ya"
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| *waits for more jokes* 
 does anyone have jokes like:
 
 violet: (talks against gotn) i had a terrible pleasent, bussy night, all the night sex-
 Gotn: *interups* i don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear anymore of your peverted dirty nights with the guys!
 Violet: oh ok...
 
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 Violet: I had a terrible time to fall asleep
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		| Silvador Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| ok, that made me giggle 	  | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: |  	  | *waits for more jokes* 
 does anyone have jokes like:
 
 violet: (talks against gotn) i had a terrible bussy night, all the night sex-
 Gotn: *interups* i don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear anymore of your peverted dirty nights with the guys!
 Violet: oh ok...
 
 Pause
 
 Violet: I had a terrible time to fall asleep
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		| Maxwell The Tiger Rank: Super Veteran
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:28 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| yeah, i can go pretty deep into it :p _________________
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		| Maxwell The Tiger Rank: Super Veteran
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:32 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Thats what HE said _________________
 
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:35 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | Thats what HE said | 
 
 When you were in bed with him?
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:38 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Damnit... 
 Been slagging my friends Ma all day over the phone, I guess I'm out of the Zone now
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| ouch! 	  | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: |  	  |  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | Thats what HE said | 
 
 When you were in bed with him?
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		| xivk Royal Member of BonBon
 
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:40 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I dont get it... what you mean max? _________________
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:42 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| About which part do you not get? _________________
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Did you actually get in bed with a man? ^_^ ((joking of course *whistle*)) _________________
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:44 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | About which part do you not get? | 
 I didn't get the Ma part
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| You hurt my feelings, Gotn   
 I was trying to Slag, Xivk. and it backfired
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Ma is slang for Mum, or Mom depending on where you come from. 	  | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: |  	  |  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | About which part do you not get? | 
 I didn't get the Ma part
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:46 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Trying to slag? @_@ _________________
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:47 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Oh and "Ma" is just short for "Mother", We say alot of things like if I said "God, I'm all sore from last Night" my friend would say "Thats what your Ma said to me" _________________
 
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		| goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist
 
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Maxwell The Tiger wrote: |  	  | You hurt my feelings, Gotn   
 I was trying to Slag, Xivk. and it backfired
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 @~@  I'm just kiddin' here, in rp's I'm never serious...
 *points at xivk* that's what he said
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				|  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| LIES! _________________
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