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relentless
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cassandre wrote:
Jason doesn't have a sword, Relentless....


*appears mysteriously behind cassandre* you rang
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Chaosengine
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chaos Presents: How to handle a monster.

Joey: *runs into the house in terror* I'm bein' chased by a monster!! She's huge and green and really pissed!!

Chaos: Wait, did you say SHE?!

Joey: Yeah, we gotta call the police!!

Chaos: NO WAIT, let me go take a look!! *runs outside*

*An hour later*

Chaos: *walks back in calmly* *sits down and reads the paper*

Joey: What the... WHERE have you BEEN??? I called the cops, I thought you were DEAD!!!

Chaos: I'm cool.

Joey: What the HELL happened??

Chaos: She said she was gonna call me, but...

Joey: *perplexed* Wait... call you? *now shocked* YOU DIDN'T??!!!

Chaos: I wore protection!

Joey: Holy SHIT, you perverted bastard!!

Chaos: I'm like Disney World, all rides are equal oppurtunity!!

Joey: *storms out* I'm gonna be sick!!
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dragonfly
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
bravo good sir and i thought my zombie one was funny
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