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mackwell
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:22 am    Post subject: yet another Reply with quote

a mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can have a beer. the bartender says "we dont serve your kind here". the musroom says "why not? i'm a fungi"


GET IT!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


ok enough of that
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It took me reading it a few times, but I finally got it. *facepalm*
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not bad.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not as good as that 3 guys bar one. But still funny none the less.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep reading it, yet i don't get it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"fungi" is pronounced "fun-guy".
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mushroom=fungi................................let it hit you wolf lol
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Wolf Stride
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still don't get it....
I get the whole joke and all but in truth, i don't get what's funny about it.l
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

then let me wolf.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

*DOSE KING OF THE FACEPALM OF FACEPALM'S*

there wo go all better ya.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you have a mushroom walking into a bar, tried to order a drink, was denied his drink, and told the bartender that he was a "fungi". if your really smart then your looking too deep into this joke. it's really only meant for people that find humor in really dumb stuff like me.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Mackwell, when you put it that way then i just don't it funny.....
I have got to stop watching the Science Channel. It os making me too damm smart for crude humor like this.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*raises fist in air*
CURSE YOU SCIENCE CHANNEL!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DAM YOU.... DAM YOU..... HOLD ON DAM YOU WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN.

OH YEAH COOKIES YUM.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's just a joke.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry, this is a very normal behavior for Dragon, as for Bio.......
Note to self, further study of Bio is required.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

say what normal behaviour lies

im never normal im CRAZY
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

can i be crazy to




IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! HORRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE ALIENS INVADE US!!!! MY NEPHEW FROM THE YEAR 3000 WILL TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TO STOP THE INVASION!!! PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING PEOPLE!!!!!


WHABLAGAHABOAGBHAGHEBLAGHA!!!!!!!!!


hows that for crazy lol
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Wolf Stride
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That isn't crazy, that's just stupid.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Do Crazy well.

I'm a Murderer/Rapist with delusional episodes and Schizophrenia...

See?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Max, i am trying to keep another member here to stray away from the path of insanity and you come up with that.
*Grips forehead*
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just having a little fun is all lol
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Walks inside the room while all the crazy things are happening*

"...ok, I think I'm lost!"

"OK, Bye!"

*Runs out of the room in fear*
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