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mackwell
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:58 am    Post subject: this is a long one Reply with quote

a little boy dragging a dead frog on a leash walks into a whore house. the boy looks to the pimp and says "i want to have sex with a hooker with aids." the pimp looks at the kid and says "what....? none of the women here have aids." the little boy says "this is a whore house, and every whore house has a hooker with aids. i want to have sex with a hooker that has aids." the pimp says "little boy what are you even doing here in the first place? your like 10. go on home." the little boy says " mister, i have $500 cash with me right now. i want a hooker with aids." so after some going back and forth the pimp decides to give in. he tells the little boy " alright go upstairs and down the hall and second door from te end on your right." the little boy pays the pimp and goes upstairs to have sex with the hooker with aids. comes back down after awhile and the pimp asks him very intrigued "little boy, why on earth did you want to have sex with a hooker with aids?" the little boy looks at him and says very calmly "well i had sex with a hooker with aids, so now i'll have aids. i'm gnna go fuck the babysitter and give her aids. shes gonna fuck my dad who will inturn have aids. he'll then fuck my mom and she'll have aids. she's gonna fuck the milkman and give him aids, and thats the bastard that ran over my frog."
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*facepalm* Good Lord in Heaven....
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Wolf Stride
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know if laughter or pity is more befitting this joke.
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Maxwell The Tiger
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's Okay, not great.
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dragonfly
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry whats funny about it kinda diserbing in my eyes.
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