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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:02 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Before Bed Reply with quote

A man and his wife are laying in bed together in the early hours of the night. The woman has already dozed off, and the man is reading. Then, the man reaches over between his wifes legs and fingers her. She come out of her sleep, looks at him and gives him a coy smile before asking, "You want some?"

The man shakes his head while keeping his eyes on his book. "No hun, I just needed to wet my finger to turn the page."
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Don't know why he didn't just wet it in his mouth like everyone else.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That one's a bit disgusting, in my opinion. yuk
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What!? He must have a very dry mouth or do not have enough saliva to turn the page and use his wife's......yeah....If I were her, I'll push him out of the bed and make sure he stays there -___-#. *grabs a bat*

Edit: And maybe, I'll say to him: "Hey! When you are ready to turn the next page, just jerk off!" XD
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing I doubt they occupied the same bed for much longer.........
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing that is all i can do right now and say Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lidia_Apricot wrote:
What!? He must have a very dry mouth or do not have enough saliva to turn the page and use his wife's......yeah....If I were her, I'll push him out of the bed and make sure he stays there -___-#. *grabs a bat*

Edit: And maybe, I'll say to him: "Hey! When you are ready to turn the next page, just jerk off!" XD


No can do. That stuff is used for the book's binding as it is. But may be t'is a salty sea tale! Moby Dick perhaps? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(*stares at book in hands*).......May I ask why you had to do that? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
(*stares at book in hands*).......May I ask why you had to do that? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well then, I suppose everyone is just dieing to know how the mans wife get back at him, so here it is. Twisted Evil


The next night, the woman is sitting in bed, reading a book of her own while her husband showers. Five minutes later, her husband walks out with a towel around his waiste and walks over to the mirror. He then drops the towel and proceeds to admire his naked body. He turns to his wife and says. "Look honey, 200 pounds of pure dynamite."

The wife looks up from her book and responds, "Fuckin' shame there's only a one-inch fuse."
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Serves him right.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing ouch...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing (*standing ovation*) BRAVO.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tearlach wrote:
Lidia_Apricot wrote:
What!? He must have a very dry mouth or do not have enough saliva to turn the page and use his wife's......yeah....If I were her, I'll push him out of the bed and make sure he stays there -___-#. *grabs a bat*

Edit: And maybe, I'll say to him: "Hey! When you are ready to turn the next page, just jerk off!" XD


No can do. That stuff is used for the book's binding as it is. But may be t'is a salty sea tale! Moby Dick perhaps? Rolling Eyes


My sister and I have nothing to do, and she's visiting my villa (duh) and so we were just going through the jokes, and she saw that. I looked at he, and she was just staring at the door to my office, which has a bunch of books in it, and she was saying, over and over, "Must not lick books. Must not lick books."
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh, I feel sory for the guy if the woman decided to retaliate. A woman's vengeance is no laughing manner.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell hath no fury as a woman pissed.

I know its actually hell hath no fury as a woman scorned, but, hey, it works out both ways.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

skybourne87 wrote:
lol

If your not going to put some positive feedback, dont post. saying the synonym for laugh out loud, simply tells me your just seeking to up your posts and nothing else. Great joke by the way, gave me a good laugh. But a bad move on his part
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha these are good
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