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[Wildcard]

Here are the rules:

(a) make a phrase or sentence using words that rhyme
(b) no word is allowed to be more than five letters long
(c) for each rhyming word used you score five points

Okay, I'll start:

The fat rat went splat under the very heavy vat.

-points scored: 20
-total points: 20
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FLAWLESS 3 Of A Kind!

[Wildcard]

The white light from that UFO was quite a sight.

-points scored: 20
-total points: 40
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FLAWLESS 3 Of A Kind!

[bennie]

Don't miss to kiss his swiss miss

5 of the7 words rhyme

25 points I count

Perhaps the rules have to change a little like
- no following adjectives
- maximum number of words 10
- already used rhyming words not allowed again

otherwise one can construct sentences like:
The mad red sad ...etc

[Wildcard]

[SeducTress]

Oh MY I feel so HIGH I want to FLY to the SKY but instead I think I'll stroke my THIGH and think about whether or not alley is BI *SIGH*


hahah is that 35?

[roxstar]

no because rule (b) says "no word is allowed to be more than five letters long"

whether and instead both have more letters than that.

The fat cat's pet rat is a silly prat (or twat for the english) for he sat on on the bat's hat that went "splat" as he made it flat.

beat that!

points scored: 50

[HSHP]

[roxstar]

you're not english then...?
replace twat with prat

[Dave T]

I lost a bet with a vet named Brett from the jet set and began to sweat and fret, yet then I met Janet and used a net to get Rhett her pet egret in from the wet and she said she'd pay my debt.

I believe that's an 85.

Dave T

[bennie]

[HSHP]

[Dave T]

[sLaV]

Stand away from ME you EDDY and Double D get READY 3...2...1...now STEADY I'm going to da party whit that chik named TEDY
I'm BAD not FAT like a RAT going on mortal KOMBAT whit a BAT(whit a BAT )thats THAT the fuckin' FAKT get on the TRACK whit the MAC

that like 6 + 10 * 5 .... 80 actually I'm not sure that all the words mach the rules so if they don't fell free to say it
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One Blood...

[YoungCesar]

Sooo the Kid is back withe the GAT his shit is FAT.Im like PAT,BRAAT with the strap and you fall face FLAT,You're RAT this what you get when you come to my face like THAT.Im gonna spill BLOOD on yo walls play teniss with yo BALLS,so remember not to do GOOD in my HOOD.Estimeted time-NONE
if you're DONE ,SON you better RUN cauze life aint FUN when yo starrin at the barell of a GUN
Peace ya'll \/
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F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
Ascendo tuum!

[sLaV]

I grew up a fuckin' screw up I aways wanted to blow the fuckin' school of I'm not here for dissin' the motherfucker on the milk box who's missin' I'll cut the snake's head if it starts hissin' and ending pissin' on its body,Damn I aint that man whit the dead snake in his left hand and in his right a beer can Yeah you guest it its Haineken
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One Blood...

[maZda_equals_Zandria]

I am #1 FAN of ZAN, when it`s hot i like to draw under a FAN or an A.C. to the tune of AC/DC; when it`s COLD i am BOLD and draw a guy who is... BOLD and brake the MOLD.
I think it`s.... 50?... yes 50
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"A pencil, as sharp or as dull as I like. Hmmm... funny, as my ideas grow you shrink."

[maZda_equals_Zandria]

I feel like a mile-HIGH, pastrami on RYE, on the FLY from the deli in the SKY!
So.... 50+20=70 "pastrami" damn... not a 5 letter word
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"A pencil, as sharp or as dull as I like. Hmmm... funny, as my ideas grow you shrink."

[YoungCesar]

[sLaV]

Haha thats good pastrami a word for a grami aaa come on guys everybody love's his mommy it doesnt matter if they eat pastrami,salami or meat in that game everybody cheat to get in bed whit a chick turning upside down the sheets...
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One Blood...

[YoungCesar]

One OG,gangsta i be,busted in da hood i got no mo weed...
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F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
Ascendo tuum!

[sLaV]

[YoungCesar]

By all means,i have no idea of what you are talking about sLaV
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F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
Ascendo tuum!

[maZda_equals_Zandria]

Anoter one

There's something with the Z that keeps bothering ME, no matter what I do it just won't let me BE; I tried to FLEE but now I SEE that I can't be FREE from the Z; and then I tried to FLY, but I just couldn't say GOODBYE, so now I TRY to get away from the Z that keeps bugging me.
So... if the rules would apply... o points. If we go over the 5 letter word rule... it's 50 points. If we go over the "same word twice" rule it would be... 85 points... too much math.. if you guys don't have what to do with your time... check the words and the points.
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"A pencil, as sharp or as dull as I like. Hmmm... funny, as my ideas grow you shrink."

[YoungCesar]

C to da D-O-Double-Gizzy Dizzay homey, did you forget who I was The Big Doggey ta you, there it is n there it wizzas... Now takes a look through tha eyes of G ...Holla back fo me only kizzy it real westside doggs ride we don't just talk we bite.......much love. 5 out 5 stars verses off tha hizzy reviewa cant you see that im coola. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow!The Westside gots it poppin' Fools steady droppin'
And some other shiznit like that
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F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
Ascendo tuum!