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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:28 am    Post subject: JOKE: The engaged couple (May cause offence) Reply with quote

Angus and Mary where very much in love.
They had been walking out together( old fashioned term for dating, ask your grandparents) for ten years and in all that time they had only ever held hands, they had never even kissed each other. But the day came when Angus asked Mary to marry him and she accepted. All throughout the village there were celebrations. That night Angus and Mary walked up the brae hand in hand, watching the full moon rise. They sat on the ground silently for a few minutes and then Angus spoke.
" Mary, ma bonnie wee Mary. We're to be wed in a week's time could I no have a wee kiss?"
"You'r no kissing me, Angus" Was her outraged reply. " We'll be married in a week. You can kiss me all you like then!"
Angus pleaded with her and Mary relented, allowing him to kiss her on the cheek.
Inboldened by this Angus made a further request:
" Mary, ma bonnie wee Mary, can I no have a look at yer pussy?"
"WHAT!, yer no looking at that! We'll be married in a week, you can look at it all you want then."
But again Angus begged and pleaded and Mary finally relented. Standing up she pulled down her draws and lifting her skirt in the pale moonlight showed Angus what would be his alone, forever more.
Angus lent forward to get a better look, taking a deep breath to calm himself :
" FUCKING HELL, MARY ARE YOU SURE IT WILL LAST THE WEEK!
Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid that, for once, I must admit, I don't understand the punchline. Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neither do I.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, let's just say Mary was not very hygenic and leave it at that. Embarassed Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....Oh....Ew.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked That....put images..........into my head.......that I would now like to forget. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason, the only thing that comes to my mind is hagges.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Curious Yes....but there are people who like haggis. As far as I know, no one likes that. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

True. Very true. As well as disturbing.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to once again bash my head into the entrument panel of my RB/S.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think that would be very beneficial, Feingo. Laughing
But it does remind me of this: http://bp3.blogger.com/_kBJjA6vgiIs/Rxdm40rPg6I/AAAAAAAAAFc/tSE8qQXnj6Y/s1600-h/BangHeadHere.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
I don't think that would be very beneficial, Feingo. Laughing
But it does remind me of this:
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...........

I so need to go to my downstairs computer, print that off, bring it to my

room, tape it to my desk, and do as the paper say.....because, I want to

relieve my stress off with that..........but If I do that, my parents will hear it,

see what I am doing.....and call a Therapy. So its a big "NO" for me. XD
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, I can't imagine being in a coma could really be all that fun.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
I don't think that would be very beneficial, Feingo. Laughing
But it does remind me of this: http://bp3.blogger.com/_kBJjA6vgiIs/Rxdm40rPg6I/AAAAAAAAAFc/tSE8qQXnj6Y/s1600-h/BangHeadHere.gif
Someone actually has that up on a filing cabinet or something in one of the offices where I work, and apparently they sometimes get people walking in, banging their head a few times, then walking back out. Laughing Well, a school can be a stressful environment, especially for the teachers, and especially at the one where I work.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like it could make for an interesting office environment.... Laughing
(* imagines an encounter between two co-workers*)
- *Typing, suddenly looks up to see co-worker walk in* Oh, hi Julie!
- Oh, *abruptly smashes head against wall*....hi Bob!
Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happens all the time in Glasgow. Though it usually involves striking ones head against another persons forehead in a ritual known as the
"Kirby Kiss" Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

one of my teachers put that up in her classroom. only one problem... she put it on a steal door.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAH! Perhapse I should put that on my enstrument panel as an inside joke for my team.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feingo Ferinton wrote:
HAH! Perhapse I should put that on my enstrument panel as an inside joke for my team.


Please don't put it over any big red buttons that launches something with a high yield explosive potential. Twisted Evil woot
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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