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HellogsCorn
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:52 am    Post subject: JOKE: 3 women joke Reply with quote

3 womans joke

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The old ones are the best Laughing and here's an even older one
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when suddenly a flasher appears in front of them. Well the first nun fainted, the second had a stroke and the third couldn't reach! Shocked Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That, Tearlach, reminds me of another one.

Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench. One of them says, "Windy today, isn't it?" The next one replies, "Wednesday? Isn't it Thursday?" The third one replies, "Thirsty? Yes, I could do with a drink."

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good word play Laughing and its clean! Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A rarity, to be sure.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh so true...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:46 am    Post subject: Re: JOKE: 3 women joke Reply with quote

HellogsCorn wrote:
3 womans joke

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

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still funny
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