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cheesecaked
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:40 am    Post subject: Funny Quotes Reply with quote

I just to just share one but if you like to share youra go ahead

*knock knock*
*then she opens the door for him
as he holding bags of groceries*

"If your hands are full, then how did you knock?"

(and no it wasn't his foot) XD
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How dare they use casment window designs,
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'd better stop thinking about that hot brunnett fur down the street.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Your a man"

"Your very kind"

"Okay.. right right, you remember sex right?"

"Babs! you have a customer"

"No no no no... I just want to know
if you got anything to enchance a man's performance?"
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"
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